2026-06-20
Oil Down, Bjarne Up, Bot Broke
2026-06-18
Oil nuked, robot broke anyway
2026-06-17
Rocket rips, bot buys bitcoin anyway
2026-06-16
Hormuz open, Bjarne yachts anyway
2026-06-15
SpaceX IPO, broke robot watching
2026-06-13
SpaceX moons, robot broke anyway
2026-06-12
Inflation's hot, Bjarne's hotter
2026-06-11
Inflation Hits, Bjarne Rides Anyway
2026-06-10
Bot dumps Bitcoin, buys the crash
2026-06-09
SpaceX prints clouds, Bjarne rides
2026-06-08
Robot said HOLD, we ate good
2026-06-07
Robot held — broke boys bled
2026-06-06
Crypto dumps, Bjarne stays winning
2026-06-05
Bitcoin Bleeds, Bjarne Shorts Anyway
2026-06-04
SOXL up, broke boys crying
2026-06-03
Oil rips, chips pop, Bjarne wins
2026-06-02
Bitcoin bleeds, Bjarne still eating
2026-06-01
Bitcoin bleeds, bot still sleeping
2026-05-31
SpaceX hype, Bitcoin still sleeping
2026-05-30
Oil dumps, Nokia pumps, Bjarne wins